The nuts grow tight with the morning chill
Race over to my alarm clock with intent to kill
Oh the thrill.
And with that temporary buzz,
my mind was awake,
but getting back in bed was a huge mistake.
Two and a bit later and I’d definitely missed the bus,
I wasn’t too bothered but the mother made a fuss.
Opening my eyes,
it seems I’m laid on the floor,
my mother isn’t the kind of alarm-clock to ignore.
Screeching, banging, throwing stuff about,
I’d barely got a sock on before the bitch threw me out!